Flashback on Gasbag Rupture in Southern Oregon

May 19th, 2008
Southern Oregon University
Following an appearance by Bill & Chelsea Clinton

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Yep! Hillary has really had to step up and "wear the pants in the family..." After all, Bill apparently couldn't keep his on...

But Slick-Willy was here today, with daughter Chelsea, fully-clothed at Southern Oregon University, and my olfactory membranes were straining at the oddness. What WAS that? It wasn't Teen Spirit, not exactly a skunk, though pungent, not all the pollen in the air... it was more like natural gas. Yeah, that was it.

A giant gasbag had once again ruptured in southern Oregon, spewing it's annoying fragrance across the landscape. "I was reading the latest poll just today," Bill said matter-of-factly to the adoring-crowd-plus-one, "...which indicates that Hillary has a better chance against McCain in the fall than any other Democratic candidate..."

"Any other Democratic candidate..." Why doesn't he just come out and say what he means to say? "A Black Man cannot be elected."

"Yaaaay!" cheered the crowd. "WTF?" I thought -- these people are eating their own young. They will say anything to destroy the opposition and step up to assume their "birthright of greatness."

Have you ever stopped to wonder why the Elite, the "great families of America" who control the media and the banks, and who go poop in the morning and put their pants on one leg at a time (except Bill of course) just like you and me, have destroyed the candidacy of Ron Paul?

Why would the major media go to such extremes as to stage live television debates, complete with questions from the average American "just like you and me" coming in from all over the country via video (ala YouTube) over the Internet, where the very first of only two questions directed at Ron Paul, from some "average Joe American" opens with the preface, "Look, Ron, you and I both know that you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of EVER getting elected, but I was wondering..."

What is it about this guy that engenders so much fear and loathing among the powers-that-be? Why has his campaign been unable to gain any traction? Could it be that he represents the "anti-Christ" to the fiat-money faithful? Could his ideas run counter to the goals of the one-worlders?

Is there any doubt that implementation of his "True Money Act, his "Read the Bill First Act," his support of the first amendment, the second amendment, the ninth amendment, the tenth amendment, or any of his other publicly-stated positions would literally eviscerate the power base of the people who move quietly behind the scenes, deciding who will be the next president here, prime minister there, what rate of exchange today, price per barrel tomorrow, currency of choice next year... what target of our aggression when the need for diversion arises...?

The principles that drive Ron Paul are not compatible with the principles that drive the other three candidates, nor with the principals who direct their fates.

This should tell you something significant about the man, other than, "He doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of ever winning the election."

It should tell you that he's the ONLY one of the whole lot worth voting for.

Throw the bums out.

Vote Ron Paul.